Yesterday I baked my first loaf of Challah – pronounced like the urban term “holla” (hah’ lah) - which is a Jewish word that apparently means, “braided egg bread made from donut dough.”
What sets Challah apart from most bread you buy in the store is the addition of eggs in the dough. Eggs give the finished product a spongier consistency that’s somewhere between donuts and bagels, but the bread retains the crustiness of a French loaf. The word on the street – and by street I mean my cookbooks – is that Challah makes great French toast.
I think this is a great example of how food can build religious tolerance. If France, a traditionally Catholic nation, can accept using a Jewish bread in its national non-omelette breakfast dish…well then we’ll be one step closer to a worldwide rendition of “kumbaya.”
Katie and I can’t be the only two people who have caught on the the fact that the word Challah is totally useful for Jewish bakeries looking to appeal to younger, humor-seeking patrons (are there Jewish bakeries? I seem to remember something about leavened bread…). But just look at these potential products and promotions, for example…
Challah Back Bread
Challah for a Dolla’
Happy Challah-day Bread
It-should-be-illegal-to-deny-the-Challah-caust Loaf (ok that probably wouldn’t fly)
Happy Challah-ween Trick-or-Treat Bread
Ma-Challah Hawaiian Loaf (like the word “mahalo” for “thank you”)
Le-Challah-im! To Bread! (like LeChaim, which means “to life”…watch Fiddler on the Roof, you Christians)
Happy Challah-nnukah Eight-Day/Night Bread Sale!
Celebrate the High Challah Days!
Don’t “Pass Over” our Challah!
I Like This Bread Challot!
Queen City “Challotte” Bread
Cafe Chal-latte
Welcome the Challahm Globetrotters
I Know This Bread Is Done Because When I Tap It, It Sounds Challah Inside
A co-promotion for Hollow Man’s 8th anniversary re-release called “Challah Man.”
Our Bread, Which Art in the Bakery, Challah-ed Be Thy Name…
Anyhow, find a recipe, clean the counter and make a loaf. Challah by any other name would be as sweet.

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